**Title: Big Dookie World (War Tales)** --- **Intro** GBG… JQ… come out to play-aaa Aw man, now I gotta deal with this shit Let’s get it then… --- **Verse 1** War tales, war tales, every lobby got a story Every stream highlight, every sell-out for the glory He got 18 players on 2K in the queue But he sellin’ every one, man, what else is new? Chat say “run it back,” he like “hold this L” Blame lag, blame ref, but we know who gon’ sell Click bait thumb, little rage in the title But the content mid, it ain’t even goin’ viral --- **Pre-Chorus** War tales, war tales, yeah we all know you gon’ sell Gon’ sell, gon’ sell, throw the game, ring the bell Let’s not poke the bear or he gon’ sell, gon’ sell Boy got 18 2K players and he still gon’ sell --- **Chorus** Big Dookie, Big Dookie, the world is Dookie Numbers look crazy but the game look spooky Big Dookie, Big Dookie, stream look foul Ain’t even big yet, but you talkin’ so loud Go play, go live for the stream in the lobby Selling out the squad, man, you made it a hobby Like, comment, post, don’t come here again JQ not the streamer for you, my friend --- **Verse 2** Boy gettin’ loose when you drop them bitties Slide down that pole, shakin’ his titties Actin’ like a general, front line criminal But he pissin’ on tires, treat the block like a urinal Used to talk clutch, now he talk cap heavy Hands on the sticks, but his aim stay sweaty Whole chat laughin’, clips farmed daily He the meme in the meme, it’s gettin’ kinda scary --- **Pre-Chorus 2** War tales, war tales, yeah the lore too real Gon’ sell, gon’ sell, that’s the trademark deal Let’s not poke the bear or he gon’ sell on cue Whole squad cooked and he blamin’ it on you --- **Chorus** Big Dookie, Big Dookie, the world is Dookie Numbers look crazy but the game look spooky Big Dookie, Big Dookie, stream look foul Ain’t even big yet, but you talkin’ so loud Go play, go live for the stream in the lobby Selling out the squad, man, you made it a hobby Like, comment, post, don’t come here again JQ not the streamer for you, my friend --- **Bridge** Once was a general, now he barely a rookie KD droppin’ faster than the views, it’s Dookie Chat say “lock in,” but he fumble, he shook Whole timeline clownin’ every play that he took Dookie gettin’ serial, it’s time to get rid of you Clip after clip, same L, not new World got bigger but the game got trash Whole empire built on that rage-quit splash --- **Breakdown / Chant** Big Dookie Big Dookie The world is Dookie Big Dookie Big Dookie Whole chat scream Dookie --- **Final Chorus** Big Dookie, Big Dookie, the world is Dookie Lights on bright but the wins stay spooky Big Dookie, Big Dookie, can’t hide that sell Every new war tale just ring that bell Go play, go live for the stream in the lobby Selling out the fam, still call it a hobby Like, commen